TABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey guises,
Zoe, Tiffany, and Tiffany's ooooold brosif (Spencer) here. Whuddup homie g's?
So, tonight we decided to play taboo (yes, I'm spending the night here, hence why this is being written at like 2 AM) And it was my first time.
Let me be the first to say - Holy. Shit.
We played it kind of in a different way though; instead of with partners, we managed to play with three people. However, since we're all retarded little goofballs, the game was AMAZINGLY FUN.
We had some reaaaaally funny situations. Some examples, you may ask?

Situation One:
Spencer : What lives under water, is incredibly sexy, but you cannot physically have sex with it?
Tiffany: MERMAIDS!
Zoe: DOLPHINS!! :D

Situation Two :
Spencer : If Edward Cullen couldn't have sex for the rest of his life, he'd have to do this to Bella?
Tiffany : ???
Spencer : It's a thing at the end of your arm...
Zoe : WEINUS?
Tiffany : FINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Situation Three :
Spencer : Okay, so it's REALLY awesome if you do this..
Zoe : EXPLOOOOOOODE?
Spencer : OMG! YES. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY TIFFANY'S AWESOMEST FRIEND!!!

Bro, I swear, I've never felt so appreciated in my LIFE.
But yes, Taboo is now officially my favourite game. I don't know how I ever managed to survive on this earth without having ever played it before.

Anyway, I've decided to turn towards the "hipster" way of life. It's quite wonderful, however life is so much more difficult. I have to dress like a freak, pretend to have liked Justin Bieber before he became popular, I have to talk weirdly (Hungry Zoe is hungry..), eat chocolate covered cauliflower, and stop breathing as much (because breathing is too mainstream, of course.) Okay, well, most of that was a joke, however I am insanely "unique" looking today. (light skinnies, a tie for a belt, a plaid shirt, a few necklaces, headphones as a bracelet, shoelace as a bracelet, many more bracelets, jimmi hendrix converse) LOL. But I have awesome hair, so I couldn't care less. :) {not that I'm cocky or anything, psssssssssssssh} A little self confidence never hurt anyone :)
But yes, here's a picture of my best friend and I :

We're just so hot. I know. It's hard to contain the extreme hotness. <That was sarcasm, by the way.  :) But yes, this is what best friends look like. We've basically been friends since the beginning of school. I had just moved into town, and I didn't really know anyone. We were waiting for the music teacher to come open the class door, and she approached me and said "Hey, I'm Tiffany. I think you have really pretty eyes. Just saying. And I really love your hair. And I think we should be friends, coz everytime I see you, I think 'hey, that girl looks awesome, we should be friends!'" At first, I thought she was either some total creep, or some genuinely really nice person, but I figured that it was the second.. But, since I was so desperate for friends, I replied "I love the purple in your hair! And I think you're really pretty. I agree, we should be friends." And here we are, best friends. I honestly couldn't have imagined a better friend to have. We have SO much in common, and we do the stupidest stuff together.

On the topic of people that I really love, and am SOSOSOSOSOOSOSOSOOOO happy to have in my life...

This is my boyfriend, Danny :) We've been through a lot in the amount of time that we've been together. Everything we've dealt with has made us stronger as a couple, and I'm insanely happy to have him in my life. But yeah, I really love this picture because he actually smiled (he usually NEVER smiles in pictures; I still have no idea how I managed to catch one.) He looks so freaking adorable when he smiles. He's the type of person that I wish would always smile; every second of every day, because it's just that amazing. He's a really good guitar player, which I love, because I'm really into singing, and it allows us to do songs together. However, I used to be REALLY nervous to sing in front of him. I actually didn't sing in front of him until last night, when he was over. Danny, being the mean person that he is, told me that he refused to hug me for the rest of the night, unless I sang a verse from "She Makes Dirty Words Sound Pretty" for him. After about half an hour of me, trying to convince him otherwise, I eventually gave in, and sang it. Shockingly, he actually really liked it. So, from now on, I'm singing for him anytime. I've finally gotten over my fear! But yeah, Danny's really great. He fits in really well with my family too, which is very important to me. Things are just perfect ! <3

Anyways, it's SUPER DUPER late, so I'm going to head to bed! (Or maybe just /b/ some more?)

I'll blog again later this week :)

Thanks guys!

-Zoe <3

Me.

This, is me.
Confused, Creative, Clumsy, Immature, Interesting, Young, Impressionable, Disillusioned Me.
I'm myself, regardless of anything that will ever happen in my life.
I'm currently trying to change, to fit the mould of what another's wishes. I know people tell you not to change for anyone, but this is different. This is necessary. I need to try. It will not only help me, on my struggle towards adult hood, but help those who I love the most.
I'm Off

Zoe

Mr. Nobody...

This.  Movie.  Is.  So.  Freaking.  TRIPPY.

Okay, so I'm currently watching this movie called "Mr. Nobody." It's absolutely insane. It's basically just about the year 2092, where this REALLY old dude named Nemo Nobody becomes quasi-immortal. He's just speaking of his life to a reporter. The plot uses scientific elements like the Big Bang Theory, the Superstring theory, and a few other theories about parallel universes. The movie switches back and fourth from two different lives, basically. In the first, his parents divorce, and he moves with his mom, and in the second, he stays with his dad. It shows how life can change drastically by one decision.

Anywho, enough of my nerd rant. Today, I had a weird breakthrough moment, I suppose. I started actually THINKING, instead of just doing. Shocking, I know. For those of you reading this who do not know me, I'm not exactly the type of person who thinks things through before I say things, or plans anything. I kind of just say whatever is on my mind, and take life as it comes.  I don't live for any other day but today. But today, I actually just sat, and I thought. I thought about absolutely everything imaginable. I made dreams, and hopes for my future. I thought about those who I love. I dissected each aspect of my life, and studied it in full detail. I've come to the conclusion, that my life is actually pretty great.

Most people my age just complain, and whine, and are just kind of ridiculous about their lives. Even people who are so incredibly fortunate do this. They don't realize how lucky they really are.  But, I'm starting to.

This probably sound pretty lame, haha.

Anyways, something kind of cool happened earlier this week. So, here's the whole story:

Around mid-October, I sat next to this girl Taylor in my Geography class. She was, and still is, a very good friend of mine. She's one of those people that you just automatically like, due to her positive energy and overly colourful wardrobe. Anyway, we would pass notes during class, talking about the usual teenage topics (school, boys, friends, etc) and we asked advice. We would do this everyday, all class long. It got to a point where we had notebooks full of our stories, our daily adventures, and drawings of our friends. During this point in time, I'd been writing about Danny. I wrote about how similar we are. I wrote about how adorable he was. I wrote about how unique he was.  I was definately falling for him, but I was too scared to share these feelings with anyone else. Unfortunately, a little jerkface (he's not actually a jerk, but at the time I was upset) stole all of our notes, and shared them with his friends. However, he didn't know Danny, so I wasn't too worried at the time. Anywho, it's been like 5 months and I had actually forgotten about those notes.  A few days ago, while packing up my books and such into my backpack, the "jerkface" approached me and started talking about the notes. As he kept talking, I started to remember all that I had written.  My entire thought process was recorded into those notes, and suddenly it all came back to me.  I told "jerkface" that I'd been in a relationship for the past 3 months, and a big smile crept on to his face, and jerkface gave me a hug. He said that he knew that this would happen, and that he was really happy.  So, for the record, "jerkface" is no longer a jerkface. He's just Alex. :)

Anyways, I thought that was kind of cool..Don't know why I shared it with all of you, but it was just on my mind.

But yes, my movie is still playing so I've got to get back to that, and I'm going to message Danny :)

I'll blog again tomorrow, when it's FRIDAY, and I'm getting down.

Bye Bloggers,

-Zoe :) xx

Whuddup with that?

Hey Bloggers,
Today's post is just basically about teenagers and their ridiculous "beef."

So, I go to this Asian school (not actually Asian, but like...a smart-people school, with tons of multiculturalism.) Anyways, we have A LOT of unnecessary drama lately, which I believe is really just plain immature and stupid. Both guys and girls love "starting shit" or "having beef" with people, and I fail to realize why? People actually seem to WANT "haters."
I just think it's immature. Like, third graders fight, for the love of god. In a few years, all of us highschoolers are going to be adults, with jobs and families. When you have a problem with a coworker, are you going to start gossip about them, and call them "cuntfaces"? No. Well, you might, but if you do, you'll definately be fired or something. And families? If you get mad at your kids for not doing their homework or something, are you going to just go up and punch them in the face? The sad thing is that this actually happens a lot. The main reason this happens is because people act like this when they're young, and they never end up changing. So instead of learning to grow up, they punish their children unfairly. The result of this is some pretty messed up kids, and them becoming bad parents. Then their kids will learn from them and it will just continue forever. So it's basically just like...RUINING THE WORLD, PEOPLE. So seriously, cry me a fucking river, build me a bridge, and get over it.
To be 100% brutally honest, if someone calls you a slut to your face, that means that a lot of other people are doing it behind your back as well. I'm not really one to talk badly about people, but being a highschooler, I'm exposed to it all of the time. I hear people saying things that make me feel like the world is going in a downwards spiral. If this is seriously how people talk, maybe we're not so great after all.
But yes, as I said, I'm not one to talk "shit," and I'm not at all involved in any drama going on at school, so NO, I don't understand why it works, nor do I even want to though.
Today, after school, I saw a really pretty and nice girl that I knew, walking down the hallways, almost in tears because some other girls wanted to fight her, and were being really bitchy. She was scared out of her mind.
Like, seriously people, what's up with that?
Also, all teenagers want to be accepted by adults and be treated as one, but how are they going to treat us like THAT, when we act like THIS?
Going to sound really nerdy right now, but why can't we honestly all just be friends? And if not friends, why can't we at least get along? If you have a mean thought, there's no need to share it with all of Facebook and Formspring.
Anyways, serious rant over, I'm not really in that mood anymore LOL.
School really is a bummer. Lately, I've had no real dreams or anything. It's just HOMEWORKHOMEWORKHOMEWORK. I haven't listened to music in at least a day...I'm pretty sure that school has corrupted me, in the worst way possible. And come on bro, waking up at 6:30 is not my cup of tea -.-
Anywho, another band that I kind of got into lately : Tegan and Sara. Their album "The Con" is actually really beast, so all of you should check them out sometime!
On a really positive note, I have had over 1000 blog views (as of the last time I checked - Monday night.) Sooo, thanks everyone! I'm feeling the love, yo. ESPECIALLY my viewers in England! Thanks for all the support! How 129 people from a totally other country have heard about my site is beyond me...but thanks anyways! It's really sick, and it's caused multiple smiley faces. :):):):):):):)
Anyways! I have a HAAAAA-UUUUUGE English assignment due tomorrow, so I'm going to get started with that!
Bye everyoneee! Thanks for reading Semi-Serious Blog #3 ;)
MUCHLOVE !

-Zoe

Here Comes a Feeling You Thought You'd Forgotten...

Hey bloggers!
I apologize for not writing for the past...week, I think? I've been pretty busy with school and stuff, but I'll try to get back to blogging! :)
Anywho, I've been having a HUGE procrastination issue lately, so I'm just going to write a quick list of things that I need to do/accomplish for the rest of my weekend. Seeing as how I check my blog more often than I check my hand, I think it'd be smart to just do it on here...Feel free not to read it if you're not a pedofile :)
- record the song "Dance With My Father" on piano, and burn a CD for my amazing father <3
- sing "Happy" by Nevershoutnever for Danny, and stop feeling so guilty for being too shy to do it before
- work on gym assignment and draw people
- make a recording of the bass part of this lame song and send it to the music teacher
- plan my future
- make a dinosaur costume
- complete all other homework, without complaining, and clean my room
- attempt to eat the food that my father makes without chocking or dying
Anyways, I've actually kind of felt like...inspiration-less lately? I don't know why, but I think it's because school is constraining my normal creative brain flow? Like seriously, I'm at this weird state where I haven't told a joke in what seems like forever...I don't even use sarcasm anymore!
But yeah! I just realized that you guys don't actually know like ANYTHING about me? Just the occassion rant gives away little hints. Butttt, here's some random shit about mee :
My backgrounds? British, Slovak, Ukranian, Greek.
Who do I stalk? Why, tons of people! ;) You better hide yo kids and hide yo wife. I rape everyone out there.
What do I do in my free time? FAP. KIDDING, I write, play drums/guitar/bass/piano/ukulele, write poetry, chill with the Feather Hat Guy, listen to "hipster" music (cuz I'm just THAT "in")
What music do I like? Kurt Cobain, The Shins, The Apples in Stereo, Spoon, The Decemberists, New Society of Anarchists, School Boy Humour, The Acacia Strain, etc
Weird eating habbits? Off again/on again vegetarian, I eat sprinkles and cake frosting and whipped cream (my boyfriend thinks thats weird? PSH!)
Movies? Only black and white, yo ;D
Other odd habbits? I'm a total creep.  I find pictures of old ladies dressed/done up as drags to be HILARIOUS. I like odd sized toes. My hands are always like purple-ish because I have really poor circulation. I can play piano for 6 hours a day without finding myself bored. I like taking long bubble baths while listening to screamo...I speak a few languages. I have an obsession with rhinosauruses.
AND, I always ask myself, if a zebra and an elephant had sex, who would be on top? And I still wonder that to this very day..
Anywaaaaaaays, enough about me, I have some funny pictures to show you!

LMFAO, okay, well my boyfriend showed me this first one. It's totally beast, I know. I just can't get over how too-legit-to-quit it is!

 He also showed me this one...Another too-legit-to-quit moment. This is why I love him :') We're completely random, nerdy, retarded picture fans together. <3

AAAAAND, this one I just found on my own, while browsing though Google, (no, I do not look up boners, I just looked up "random" or "funny" or something.) But yeah, I obviously don't know if this is legit or not, because:
1) I do not have a dick
2) I don't creep mens washrooms
But I think it could be, and it'd be super funny. Maybe guys washrooms have some ugly picture above the urinals or whatever to calm a guy down? Or maybe they can pee with boners? I'll truly never know....



Anyways, I think I'm off for the night! Enough blogging for today, I still need to get used to it! It's been far too long.
Yet again, I blame school for all of this. It's stupid, and it drains awesome 14 year olds like me of their creative, unique, and fucked up little brains! Especially boring teachers like Bagel and the old man, as I believe I've mentioned in the past.
Good night all,
Sweet dreams, thinking about dying fetuses and stuff (unless I'm the only one that thinks about that? :$)

- Zoe! <3

April Prepares Her Traffic Light,

And the world thinks.....Go.

Is it actually spring already, you may ask? Why yes. It is. Actually, yesterday was the first day.
The snow's slowly disappearing, the birds are returning to their usual summer spots, and the flowers are blooming again.
Haha. That sounded so cheesy. I'm sorry, I really just had to say that.
Anyways, I was thinking about spring today, and I think it's actually my favourite season? I mean common, it's not TOO hot, not TOO cold. The sluts haven't started stripping yet. The gross teenage sweaty smell hasn't come out yet. Things are just good.
But yeah, today was actually a pretty good day, you know, other than the fact that I have band in the morning. It started at 7:15...which means that I have to leave at 7, and I have to wake up at 6:30. Fun stuff, hey?!
Welcome back to school, kiddos.
Too tired to write anything tonight actually,
I'm out.
Bye bloggers <3 xx

-Zoe

YO DAWG,

Hey y'all. I'm at school right now (badass, I know, they didn't block blogger.)
Anywho, I'm doing this boring PowerPoint assignment, but as you can see, I'm quite distracted. It's not really my "cup of tea."
Sooo, can't talk for long, because my teacher will soon find out what I'm doing and I'll be SCREWED.
I'm actually doing well in this class, for some reason...?
But yeah, just wanted to talk about my day at school :)
This morning, in gym, we played European handball, and I just wanted to let everyone know, that it is NOT at all European. It's just really stupid, and really boring, and a typical "girl sport." (totally not epic, I'd much rather be blogging..)
But yes, we had to do all these boring drills and stuff, but I spent the whole time talking to my best friend, Tiffany. She said that I made her stomach hurt, so I asked if I gave her butterflies ;) Apparently, I only give her one, and it makes really weird wing gestures, that make the gym teacher say that she's "quite the interesting kiddo." Anywaays, I now have a new found hatred for this sport, and wish to never play it again. Why can't chicks do football? I think it'd be fun. We did it at my old school, too! But I just ran away, because I can't catch and/or throw balls without someone getting seriously injured. But hey, I had fun running?! :)
And then in science, we watched Bill Nye The Science Guy. I think I have a crush on him :$ His nerdiness is just too irresistable! Hopefully, I get over it though, because I'm pretty sure he's married....(yes, someone actually married THAT.)
And now I'm just here, chillin, in business. And I just dropped my phone like two seconds ago, but it's still alive!
-win-
I should probably get going,
sorry this was such a boring blog, but eh, I'm at school. You can't blame me for being a non-energetic, not-at-all-rebecca-black-like chick who has nothing to talk about!
Boring day so far,
I'll blog again tonight, when I hopefully get a slurge of inspiration, and just HAVE to talk about it,
Bye bloggers,
Love you all, in a non pedophiliac manner,

-Zoe  :) xx