I apologize for not writing for the past...week, I think? I've been pretty busy with school and stuff, but I'll try to get back to blogging! :)
Anywho, I've been having a HUGE procrastination issue lately, so I'm just going to write a quick list of things that I need to do/accomplish for the rest of my weekend. Seeing as how I check my blog more often than I check my hand, I think it'd be smart to just do it on here...Feel free not to read it if you're not a pedofile :)
- record the song "Dance With My Father" on piano, and burn a CD for my amazing father <3
- sing "Happy" by Nevershoutnever for Danny, and stop feeling so guilty for being too shy to do it before
- work on gym assignment and draw people
- make a recording of the bass part of this lame song and send it to the music teacher
- plan my future
- make a dinosaur costume
- complete all other homework, without complaining, and clean my room
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Anyways, I've actually kind of felt like...inspiration-less lately? I don't know why, but I think it's because school is constraining my normal creative brain flow? Like seriously, I'm at this weird state where I haven't told a joke in what seems like forever...I don't even use sarcasm anymore!
But yeah! I just realized that you guys don't actually know like ANYTHING about me? Just the occassion rant gives away little hints. Butttt, here's some random shit about mee :
My backgrounds? British, Slovak, Ukranian, Greek.
Who do I stalk? Why, tons of people! ;) You better hide yo kids and hide yo wife. I rape everyone out there.
What do I do in my free time? FAP. KIDDING, I write, play drums/guitar/bass/piano/ukulele, write poetry, chill with the Feather Hat Guy, listen to "hipster" music (cuz I'm just THAT "in")
What music do I like? Kurt Cobain, The Shins, The Apples in Stereo, Spoon, The Decemberists, New Society of Anarchists, School Boy Humour, The Acacia Strain, etc
Weird eating habbits? Off again/on again vegetarian, I eat sprinkles and cake frosting and whipped cream (my boyfriend thinks thats weird? PSH!)
Movies? Only black and white, yo ;D
Other odd habbits? I'm a total creep. I find pictures of old ladies dressed/done up as drags to be HILARIOUS. I like odd sized toes. My hands are always like purple-ish because I have really poor circulation. I can play piano for 6 hours a day without finding myself bored. I like taking long bubble baths while listening to screamo...I speak a few languages. I have an obsession with rhinosauruses.
AND, I always ask myself, if a zebra and an elephant had sex, who would be on top? And I still wonder that to this very day..
Anywaaaaaaays, enough about me, I have some funny pictures to show you!
LMFAO, okay, well my boyfriend showed me this first one. It's totally beast, I know. I just can't get over how too-legit-to-quit it is!
He also showed me this one...Another too-legit-to-quit moment. This is why I love him :') We're completely random, nerdy, retarded picture fans together. <3
AAAAAND, this one I just found on my own, while browsing though Google, (no, I do not look up boners, I just looked up "random" or "funny" or something.) But yeah, I obviously don't know if this is legit or not, because:
1) I do not have a dick
2) I don't creep mens washrooms
But I think it could be, and it'd be super funny. Maybe guys washrooms have some ugly picture above the urinals or whatever to calm a guy down? Or maybe they can pee with boners? I'll truly never know....
Anyways, I think I'm off for the night! Enough blogging for today, I still need to get used to it! It's been far too long.
Yet again, I blame school for all of this. It's stupid, and it drains awesome 14 year olds like me of their creative, unique, and fucked up little brains! Especially boring teachers like Bagel and the old man, as I believe I've mentioned in the past.
Good night all,
Sweet dreams, thinking about dying fetuses and stuff (unless I'm the only one that thinks about that? :$)
- Zoe! <3
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