As many of you may know, she is a 13 year old singer who's from California.
If you hear her song, Friday, you will realize that not everyone was cut out for song writing...This song makes me want to cut off my ears, chop them up into tiny little pieces, and feed them to obese sharks. Anyone who's either really into music, or who plays music or sings, knows just how lyrically horrible this song is.
I would just like to make it clear though, for the sake of this poor girl, that she did NOT write the song herself; two fellows named Clarence Jey and Patrice Wilson created it. BLAME THEM.
The only thing that's bad about Rebecca Black, is her so obviously hidden facial mole, and her alluring type of anti-charisma. Oh, and her horrible voice that sounds worse than choking squirrels calling out for their parents for help...and that's pretty bad.
The whole concept of the video is Rebecca Black's average Friday, which consists of her waking up, getting a ride to school with friends, and then going to a party or something, in a convertible. Shocking that she and her friends can drive, seeing as how she's 13? I'm pretty sure that's illegal, Mr. Producers. Shame on you trying to influence young people to break the law! Also, she drives around with an older, large, black man. Creepy pedo much?
Anywho, that's just my opinion. Feel free to comment, or email me, if you have anything to disagree about (even though I'm pretty sure that the whole world, other than Rebecca Black and her overly supportive mother, would agree with me.)
-Zoe
PS: this song actually is quite addictive though. I don't know why, but I just can't stop listening to it!
PSS: just listened to it again...realized that she says "gotta have my bowl." For some reason, I don't think she's talking about her cereal... O.o Girls don't normally act or sing like this under the influence. I think that this is the reasoning behind this whole thing. QUITE THE TRIP, MS. BLACK! ;)
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