Just wanted to clear up that I do NOT actually have sphenisciphobia, and I have nothing against penguins or nuns (I honestly am not sure which one it even stands for.. everyone says something different about it :$ ); I just needed a title and found this catchy.
Just making sure you all know that! I'm actually quite the fan of penguins...and nuns are chill I guess.
Penguins are just adorable. I mean come on, who does not love this?
Penguins have tons of awesome jokes to, such as :
Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.
Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.
A penguin's driving when all of a sudden his car breaks down.
He waddles into a garage and asks the mechanic to look at his car.
The mechanic says, "Leave the car with us and come back in an hour."
The penguin waddles off. On his way he sees an ice-cream van and buys an ice-cream. A messy eater, he gets the ice-cream all over his face and flippers.
On his return to the garage, the penguin says to the mechanic, "What seems to be the problem?"
The mechanic says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
The penguin says, "No, it's only ice-cream."
See? I don't have a fear of penguins... :D
He waddles into a garage and asks the mechanic to look at his car.
The mechanic says, "Leave the car with us and come back in an hour."
The penguin waddles off. On his way he sees an ice-cream van and buys an ice-cream. A messy eater, he gets the ice-cream all over his face and flippers.
On his return to the garage, the penguin says to the mechanic, "What seems to be the problem?"
The mechanic says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
The penguin says, "No, it's only ice-cream."
See? I don't have a fear of penguins... :D
^ YUM.
Kidding, I'm not a lesbian, and even if I were I wouldn't go for these chicks. (Not that I have anything against nuns, they're just not really my type.)
And they like live for God or whatever, so I guess that's cool.
Nun jokes, you ask? Why yes, I do have some..
What kind of fun does a priest have?
-Nun.
What is the definition of something suspicious?
-A nun doing press-ups in the cucumber field.
What's black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white?
- A nun falling down the stairs....OR a penguin
See, I could never have any problem with either of these. Yes, they are both similar in their colours, but they're both freakin awesome.
Anywho, I'm cereally going this time. Foreal, yo.
Later n00bs :)
-Zoe <3
they are indeed:)
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